Brad Pitt Wants To Get Married

If there's one thing I know, it's Buddhism. So I can vouch for the fact that Buddhists are absolutely thrilled that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married in a Buddhist ceremony precisely because it doesn't really count to them. No one objects to being trivialized by western Hollywood types less than Buddhists. I don't doubt that Brad is serious on some level - he is trying to co-adopt her kids one crazy way or another. And only in Hollywood is that even possible.

Besides, who doesn't want to fake marry a girl and then adopt her children? Wait, did I just say that? I meant "Have sex with a travelling band of hot midget Gypsy women." Twice.