Want To Show Your Favorite Stripper Some Love?
Give her a big hand.
Next time you are busted for using cocaine, use Janet Jackson's favorite excuse: "He gave me some liquidy stuff and it helped me so much... It was in a vial."
No kidding. And you didn't suspect a thing. I would make jokes about Janet Jackson's intelligence but I have made references to 'retarded cats' twice already today.
We all know she was among the first to drink "Cocaine" and that she inspired a whole generation of supermodels to drink it too. They say the high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. It's like a picture of Jaime Pressly in a can.
Next time you are busted for using cocaine, use Janet Jackson's favorite excuse: "He gave me some liquidy stuff and it helped me so much... It was in a vial."
No kidding. And you didn't suspect a thing. I would make jokes about Janet Jackson's intelligence but I have made references to 'retarded cats' twice already today.
We all know she was among the first to drink "Cocaine" and that she inspired a whole generation of supermodels to drink it too. They say the high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. It's like a picture of Jaime Pressly in a can.
Permanent link to this post or Add to del.icio.us or
reddit or Spurl
or ma.gnolia or
newsvine or
even Digg us.
<< Home