Note To President Bush - The Russians May Be Onto Something Here

The solution to terrorism problems, says Igor Shpektor, mayor of Vorkuta, is sex. And plenty of it.

He said: “Legalising prostitution would give men an opportunity within the law to address their emotions sexually with a provided service rather than expressing them in the form of xenophobia and extremism.”

Indeed. Those Muslim guys kill infidels because they get 72 virgins in Heaven for doing so. Or 72 grapes. 72 white, sweet things of one sort or another anyway - my Arabic is rusty and their penmanship wasn't all that great in 800AD. So hooking them up now saves us a lot of hassle, don't you think?