Have $25,000 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket?

I'll show you how to spend it.

Wait, you already guessed. Yes, I recommend you invest in a bronze casting of Suri Cruise's bowel movement.



There was a time when I didn't respect Tom Cruise very much, but that was mostly because I thought he had to grab Katie Holmes by the hair because he was incapable of sticking his hand up her ass, like you do with a normal puppet:



I have changed my mind. This guy's life is just a great big sundae of Awesomeness ... and knowing someone will buy a bronze casting of your kid's poop for $25,000 is the cherry right smack on top of it.