Internet Shocker: Child Star Does Drugs

You read it here first ... okay,well, about 15th. No matter, read it again. Haley Joel Osment, precocious three-named lad who has annoyed the bejeesus out of us since THE SIXTH SENSE, has been charged with being drunk and possessing pot when he flipped his car.

What will he say in the clink? "I see ... big guys named Spike."

Yeah, that was too easy.