Creepy Uncle Of D-List Celebrity Arrested
Talk about six degrees of obscurity. I never heard of either of these guys. I guess I don't watch enough crap on TV. But anyway, Vincent "Don Vito" Margera, uncle of Viva La Bam star Bam Margera, was held without bond Saturday on a charge of sexual assault on a child.
The article doesn't say whether the child was a boy or a girl but I suppose Hollywood will be relieved if it's a girl. Then they can show some appropriate indignation. It must be tiresome having to choose whether or not to support a gay pedophile.
Apparently they are both in Viva La Bam on MTV, which focuses on Bam Margera playing practical jokes on his parents and uncle, whose dialogue is often unintelligible. You want jokes? Let's talk about MTV's programming choices.
The article doesn't say whether the child was a boy or a girl but I suppose Hollywood will be relieved if it's a girl. Then they can show some appropriate indignation. It must be tiresome having to choose whether or not to support a gay pedophile.
Apparently they are both in Viva La Bam on MTV, which focuses on Bam Margera playing practical jokes on his parents and uncle, whose dialogue is often unintelligible. You want jokes? Let's talk about MTV's programming choices.
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