San Antonio Cops Prove They Are Not Human
I can't speak for any of you, but if I am a cop, I have handcuffs. And if I have handcuffs and two drunken Playboy models start offering sex to get out of taking a ride downtown, those handcuffs are darn well getting used.
But those San Antonio boys-in-blue held firm ... or the video cameras were rolling ... because they didn't flinch. Instead they busted Danielle Gamba and Carrie Minter for public intoxication and getting rowdy on the flight from Denver.
What are these San Antonio cops, Officers Cosby and Martinez, made of anyway? Here I am sucking down Miracle Greens and lifting weights and these two guys have somehow magically acquired willpower that would make Uri Geller cry in his oatmeal.
Kudos to you, guys. Here are the 34Ds you apparently did not notice when you were unaware that the scenario you were experiencing is how 35% of porn movies start.
But those San Antonio boys-in-blue held firm ... or the video cameras were rolling ... because they didn't flinch. Instead they busted Danielle Gamba and Carrie Minter for public intoxication and getting rowdy on the flight from Denver.
What are these San Antonio cops, Officers Cosby and Martinez, made of anyway? Here I am sucking down Miracle Greens and lifting weights and these two guys have somehow magically acquired willpower that would make Uri Geller cry in his oatmeal.
Kudos to you, guys. Here are the 34Ds you apparently did not notice when you were unaware that the scenario you were experiencing is how 35% of porn movies start.
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